Recently, I’ve dedicated a lot of time on this blog to sucking penis, whether your own or that of another, whether for the pleasure of a life hack well-done or for financial gain.
However, the real media (by which I mean people who earn money) has gone one step further than even your humble Camelus.
Yes, Slate Magazine has published an article on the history of autofellatio! Because everything has a history, and nothing is new.
I’m not sure how they managed to talk about autofellatio without mentioning Marilyn Manson, who fuelled my personal adolescent ambitions toward self-inflicted oral. Perhaps he’s out of fashion as a pop music icon…
The article is quite interesting, revealing, among other things, that cunnilinguism was considered to be a psychological disorder in the early 20th century.
Hopefully we’ll look back on the early 21st century someday and realize that psychologists had it all wrong, but until then, enjoy drugging yourself into mediocrity, America! You’re what keeps the capitalist machine roaring ahead!