Self Help for Totally Awesome Motherfuckers. Minimalism, life hacks, and feel-good new-agey bullshit for people who are way too cool to need it. I’m your host, Camelus Bactrianus. Recently escaped from a 3 ring circus in the Sonora, now I’m sharing my time between the Sahara and Al Andalus, drinking lots of water and staring off across the nothingness of this modern world. Read on… var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-16698397-3']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); Tumblr (3.0; @simplifymotherfuckers)http://simplifymotherfuckers.tumblr.com/Thanks, Gracious Anon! 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