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Having read your latest on gangsta rap, I guess you could call your pasty white alter ego ass a "doppelgangsta". What do you think about that, motherfucker?
homelessinportland asked

Sounds good to me. I hope my doppelgansta is figuring out some way to earn more money. Because, as Jay-Z points out, “Money, cash, hoes, money cash hoes, money, cash, hoes, moneycashhoes.”

Posted on Saturday, May 14 2011.
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