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My Alter Egos

My human alter ego, Daniel, is an English teacher and translator living in Madrid, Spain. He’s fantastically talented, handsome and agreeable (unlike Camelus). You should give him money. Or at least visit his website at madridingles.es

I also have a blog called Lard Hat as my primary tumblr name. If I ask you any questions it’ll be from there. 

Simplify, Motherfuckers! Self Help for Totally Awesome Motherfuckers.


Minimalism, life hacks, and feel-good new-agey bullshit for people who are way too cool to need it.


I'm your host, Camelus Bactrianus. Recently escaped from a 3 ring circus in the Sonora, now I'm sharing my time between the Sahara and Al Andalus, drinking lots of water and staring off across the nothingness of this modern world. Read on...

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